kookookachooo

When life gives you lemons make beef stew,
I'm about to go crazy how bout you?
Running the mile
chancing pneumonia all the while,
your like an old man from the 50's,
aint got no style,
Ill get in ya head when you sleep,
I'm a thing from the wild,
I'll hit your brain
ponder my words you infantile child,
notice how my words all rhyme at the end and sound like isle.
I'm done im not making sense.

Wood you do it?

If I had the oppurtunity to live in the woods and be secluded from civilization I wouldn't. Unless of course, I met a talking donkey and my house was in a swamp. I'd like to have a dog that would talk too. Instead of carrying a rapier and wearing boots, it would wear combat boots and carry an HKMP-5 Submachine gun with an extended bannana clip. It would also wear night-vision goggles and carry a samurai sword on it's back. I would name him blade. Everyday I would go fishing with blade and the talking donkey, (which i would name Don Quixote), and live out my life like this everyday: chores, food, bathroom, fishing, hunting, an occasinal adventure to far far away lands, and then of course i would go back home and watch football games on my huge Plasma screen tv. The tv would be eco-friendly of course and I would also work on my cooking skills. When I got to about my 50's I would emerge from the swamp and become an international culinary guru and start a food revolution.

Sweet tooth

Pop them,
your uppers, downers,
your sweet all arounders',
Such Color and taste,
waste no time on dull poppers,
temp. stress relievers like stoppers for the mind,
If you have some time get a prescription,
The flavors you seek,
put like most valuable inscriptions on the bag'o'joy,
ooooo boy decisions, decisions,
Jolly rancher Joy choose wisely precision precision.

Blogosphere

Vacation was pretty sweet. Played some soccer and made back and forth trips to augusta this week. It really wasn't vacation at all haha. I went to this 6 hour training seminar to help improve "The child care system" and the kids there were crazy. This girl alex and this guy ricardo had never met before that seminar and later tht day they were making out in between breaks. WTF? Then there was this kid who kept trying to confide in me and tell me his secrets. He told me that his girlfriend was pregnant and that her parents caught them in bed having sex. He kept trying to get me to make decisions for him. Like, "Do you think I should break up with my girlfriend?" Then his brother was there and they kept fighting each other all day and at one point I saw this kid punch him in the neck. Wow... Other than that Ian jackson caught a ball to the face, hard. Olon came home with Heather and Wyatt. That's pretty much all I can remember at this point.

Wordle!!!

Pet Peeves

Here's an apple,
"Will you do this for me?"
Blahh blahh blahh,
rahh rahh rahh,
teachers says to class
"whats twenty-nine times two divided by negative three?"
student says "I know pick me!"
dislike for those who strive
to keep those on thier side
even when those
aren't even those on your side.

If I was a cow

If I was a cow I would travel around the pasture for acres. I'd search every inch of the fields to find the best places to fertilize with my poop. I would definitley be the first to get to the trough everyday. When poeple milk me i would buck and moo so intensely that my owners would want to get rid of me for fear that i have mad cow disease. Actually I would probably just run away and try to get other cows to come with me so that we can start a new found nationalized herd of wild cows. We would Moooove across the nation and take it over, each state one by one. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Squirrel Story

The squirrel tried to cross the road.

Reflection

My learning experience for this quarter was very interesting. I learned quite a bit about how commonplace PTSD is among people everywhere. I learned that assembly lines and mass production started getting really big around the World War I era. I learned that rhyming is looked down upon in most cases in the poetry world. Most importantly, I had an epiphony about reality, I'm going into the real world!!!

Prom

I believe that I am going to Prom. I am going with Jen and I will be Dizzle. I like the Prom I get to spend time with Jen and break it down on the dance floor... Not!! No just kidding I'll orbably dance. Haha I guess the big picture is just taking part of that special event with Jen and my friends that will be there. Thats all that matters.

April Fool's Day

So, anyway Obama has just recently passed a grant that enables people to get about two thousand dollars of relief money for businesses feeling the affects of our drooped economy. The name of the grant is The Barrack Obama Federal Anti-Dperession Grant, or B.O.F.A.D.G. This link tells you everything you would need to know about the bill. It includes information such as how to apply for the grant, how to qualify, where to apply.

Barrack Obama Federal Anti-Depression Grant:

Designing a spoon

I would love to design a spoon made out of titanium and Diamonds. It would be called the bling spoon. The bling spoon would make every meal time pimp dizzle. You gotta have the grills too the grills would top it all off. I'd wear it on an iced out chain and wear it as a piece, using it at any restaurant.