If I could be a tree

If I could be a tree I would choose to be a banzai tree. They're so cool looking and they can only be found in certain areas of the world; Asia. This makes them extremely rare and unique.
The props to being a bonzai tree:
-Water would taste amazing
-I would be unique
-Noone would chop me down, I wouldn't be useful for anything
-I'd live a long life, watching nature fluxuate