If I was a cow

If I was a cow I would travel around the pasture for acres. I'd search every inch of the fields to find the best places to fertilize with my poop. I would definitley be the first to get to the trough everyday. When poeple milk me i would buck and moo so intensely that my owners would want to get rid of me for fear that i have mad cow disease. Actually I would probably just run away and try to get other cows to come with me so that we can start a new found nationalized herd of wild cows. We would Moooove across the nation and take it over, each state one by one. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!