The chocolate factory.

Where the grass tastes like candy. where the flowers are chewable. and trees sprout candy apples. where the river flows with chocolate. Where Augustus Gloop got his fat-ass stuck in the chocolate extracting tube. Where Wonka creeped me out hardcore. where the Oompa Loompas sang out songs without emotion. where i thought that hell couldn't be more heavenly and intriguing at the same time.

The Chocolate factory.

The sound of Music

Our society handles behavior very logically and reasonably. The system is flawed a little bit by some of the people who are chosen to carry out these "behavioral problems". Some carry it out and bend the rules or break the law themselves when doing so. I think that it could be a bit better if people could actually consider bending the rules of minor stipulations.

Legacy!!!

This poem, just the title of the poem makes me think about the movie ACCEPTED. Where the heavy kid wants to join this Fraternity and is made to undergo rediculous initiation. When he goes to the orientation for a certain Frat house, he mentions that his father had attended that Fraternity before him. Then he tries to joke around and say "Legacyyyyy" and holds up his hand for a fist pound and noone pounds it. His father told him that he left a Legacy there and that he should follow his footsteps and attend the same college. They make him wear an Oscar Meyer Weiner costume, they slap his backside with a paddle while putting a tampon on his face, and they make fun of him behind his back. This is what it brings to mind.

Giving Thanks?

Oh thanksgiving is great you know. Oh hey im a pilgrim, I'm so thankful for begginning anew on this beloved continent, be my friends indians... NOW GIVE ME YOUR LAND! Yeah real big thanks pilgrims. Oh and it's awesome how people are taught that columbus was the first one to land on America... NOT! John Cabot was actually here on the continent before that fool. Columbus got as far as about Puerto Rica. So much is so blurred by the education system that kids can't seperate truth from fiction. It's like we're all taught to learn only certain things in history, certain events that are supposed to be the foundation of the tower of today's society. It's rediculous. It's like everyone is raised with funnels around thier face to only see what were shown and the deeper knowledge can only be obtained at an age where your too old to work towards an efficient change. I like thanksgiving though, one time when i was six my grandfather lived with us and we said grace and once we were done i took a handful of mashed potatoes and threw it at him and hit him square in the face. Next thing you know my Mother took Squash and hit me in the side of the head with it. Before i was 9 was the Golden thanksgiving everything just went blahhhh after that. It's fun though because family gets together and i usually have a good time, last year i spilled the gravy all over OT's girlfreind. This year Thanksgiving will be held up at camp again, i love camp, so chill up therrrrr. As for football, I hope the vikings slay the competition and as for the Saints they're pretty much holding thier own this year. I'm happy with the wins and losses. The Rams though... Damn Jackson get traded man the Rams aren't going anywhere. They used to be my favorite team. Macy's just sucks. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!

What you should get your husband for x-mas

I think that the perfect goft for a husband at christmas would be a huge brand new Plasma screen tv. Plenty of pixelated space to fry a man's brain right after a nice filling Christmas dinner. Maybe a little bit of some superbowl reruns on that huge screen of happiness. What would really be sawesome (yes sawesome, combination of sick and awesome) would be some digital surround sound to go along with the Big Screen. So those suspense filled, violence packed Motion picture scenes will make him feel like he's really there shedding First Blood Rambo style. Wow... It's almost as if im throwing you a sales pitch, i should work at Best Buy.

Favorite saying

'Jesus dude' is probably my favorite saying at this time. i got it from hearing this person saying it all the time. I don't think ill use it for as long as i live but ill certainly use it until i find a better saying to use. I think it's because i will get sick of it after a while. This will make me want to use some new saying. If no new saying is found idk i'll have to improvise and create something new myself i guess. I usually say this in a couple different ways depending on how im saying it. I usually say it like Jesus dude, or Jeez man.

Record deal!

Okay So i'm totally pumped i just got signed to Def Jam records. I have a new idea for a brand new album. The name of it is Big drops and Dirty cops.
1.I'm ballin
2.Gangsta fa sho
3.Ways of the baller i have learned
4.Holla back holla back
5.Detective Dirty dirt
6.Lay low 5-0
7.Frosty the dope man
8.Hustle Homies
9. Homie don't play dat
10. Backup dirty cop, backup
11.Bluecollar whitecollar
12.walkin the dawgs
13.money unit
14.Gangstas Tropical paradise
15.Valley of rap-ture

Dream cinemas presents...

Okay, so the other night i had this weird dream that i was part of a Drug trafficing operation, run by the biggest cartel in Florida. The weird thing was the Head Honcho was Robert Deniro, and the secret hideout was on an island surrounded by Guards on patrol. If that wasn't weird enough there was a Titanic Shark that swam around the island so that if anyone tried to come to the islnad on boat it would have been shredded apart. Anyway, the only way onto the island was Using an airplane. The FBI caught me while i was making my runs, and told me that i had the choice of either doing an undercover operation by infiltrating the island and pressing the Self-destruct button in the Control room. Don't ask me why there was a self destruct button, cause i have no clue where it came from. anyway i get there and Robert Deniro invites me into his Dining hall and we eat dinner. I get hit in the head with a bat and i wake up in an interrogation room on the island. Robert Deniro is beating info out of me and then his right hand man pulls off a mask and kills him. Come to find out, the man was a woman and she was a secret agent. She killed the rest of the guards and we harpooned the Titanic Shark, pressed the self destruct button and flew away on Robert deniro's Plane. I woke up and Rober deniro was on tv... weird.

The snow

The snow has broughten a sense of freshness to my world today. i was so pumped to see snow accumulated on the ground today when i woke up. I Love the snow, the color of it when it's spread over everything makes the environment look so pure. That sense of purity is relaxing to me. The Beauty of a snow covered hillside in the country is so amazing and majestic. Maybe the reason why snow covered terrain is so relaxing to me is because everything is so neutral. There aren't any different colors standing out more then others. In this, all is equal and this sense of equality is soothing to my soul. If only our world could be the same.

Mmm, a little poetry ey?

The boy says hello,
The girl says yes fellow,
the sky says gray,
and the night says day,
the dog says bark,
the day says dark,
the messy ethic scholar says where do i start?,
the creative bright scientist creates a chart,
Shakespeare says romeo,
the cafe poet says cup 'o' joe,
the rivers say contant flow,
and I say the end.

Kickin new flava in ya ear

I'm kickin, new, flava in ye ear,
im kickin new flava in ya ear.

Today's forecast

Todays Forecast is Cloudy with a chance of showers. Clearing up around midnight for clear night skies. Followed by Thunderstorms and rainshowers all tommorrow. Keep from being outside because lightning will strike you and rain will flood your streets. Meteors might hit your cars as well. The best thing to do in this situation is flee to the nearest bombshelter with plenty of food rations, blankets and whatever else you think is important because these may be the last days of your life. On Friday there will be clear blue skies and a sunny warm atmosphere. :)

Happy Halloween?

The term "Happy halloween" makes sense to me because it's usually a time filled with happiness and candy gathering. Whats better then being a kid, dressing up as your favorite thing and getting free candy? I personally have outgrown the need to dress up and participate in candy gathering. I think that it's a great thing for children to participate in. It creates good positive memories for both the parents or family and the child. Halloween is not officially a holiday but it is an annual event. My Halloween was filled with excitement and Black Ops operations, haha. It was my lil nephews first actual Halloween.