I'll throw my apples at you!

If i could be any kind of tree in the world it would be the kind of tree thats on the wizard of Oz. The trees that throw the apples at Dorothy Are the bomb. First of all, throwing apples at people that don't even know that your a living tree is pretty sweet. Second, I mean Come on, Water would taste so deliciotastic. And even though it would hurt when i pluck them, I might even eat my own apples. I'd have to be careful though because if there are other Tree-kind planted around me then i would definitely be classified as a grade A cannibal. It would totally be perfect if where i was planted a yellowbrick road was paved close by. I'd throw my apples at everyone traveling the road to the great Oz. Except the scarecrows and the pretty girls with ruby red high heels on. The Tinman could champ anything so id throw a couple at him.